A Video Tribute to Esteban
("Don't call me Steve!")
Friday, February 15, 2008
Esteban Sucks!!
2 comments:
Anonymous
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Esteban blows dead horses.He was seen at Fenway stadium selling "butt-scratchers" that looked ,suspiciously, like his $200 cheesy guitars.I'd hide my real appearance too (in a zorro Halloween costume)if I sold his crappy guitars.Oops I must retract my earlier statement about his equisra-sexual exploits as one of the horses,suspected of being deceased, limped away obviously still alive. China tu madre,senor esteban. Sincerely, Haywood Jablome a,k,a, Toki Wartooth
Estabans guitar saved my life.My cruise ship sank and I used it for an oar to propel my lifeboat to safety.I later used it to warm my balls,in a bonfire, on a desert island. Sincerely, Giligan a.k,a. Little Buddy P.S. it was also effective keeping the horny skipper,a professer and a weird rich guy at bay when they tried to blow me(against my will)after a prolonged periods on the above mentioned desert island. Thanks to that cross dressing,ball juggling,mung eating,Zorro impersonator and "horse-shit" quality guitar selling dildo"Eseblo"
There are few celebrities more loved and, paradoxically, more despised by the public than Esteban. His fans are devoted and loyal, his opponents fiercely critical. But why? Is it his polished sales talk or his Zorro appearance that stirs the hearts of some and the wrath of others?
Esteban guitar informercials can be seen just about any night of the week on cable TV from coast to coast. His frequent appearances on Home Shopping Network are as predictable as the seasons. Esteban has recorded over 25 albums, appeared in TV commercials and performed across the country in theatres, performing arts centers, outdoor venues, hotels and casinos. His career spans decades.
The videos contained in these pages are a sampling of the content on YouTube and other video sites. Some are serious, some are funny, and some are downright nasty. Enjoy them for what they are: the public's response to the very recognizable and often maligned Esteban.
2 comments:
Esteban blows dead horses.He was seen at Fenway stadium selling "butt-scratchers" that looked ,suspiciously, like his $200 cheesy guitars.I'd hide my real appearance too (in a zorro Halloween costume)if I sold his crappy guitars.Oops I must retract my earlier statement about his equisra-sexual exploits as one of the horses,suspected of being deceased, limped away obviously still alive.
China tu madre,senor esteban.
Sincerely,
Haywood Jablome a,k,a, Toki Wartooth
Estabans guitar saved my life.My cruise ship sank and I used it for an oar to propel my lifeboat to safety.I later used it to warm my balls,in a bonfire, on a desert island.
Sincerely,
Giligan a.k,a. Little Buddy
P.S. it was also effective keeping the horny skipper,a professer and a weird rich guy at bay when they tried to blow me(against my will)after a prolonged periods on the above mentioned desert island. Thanks to that cross dressing,ball juggling,mung eating,Zorro impersonator and "horse-shit" quality guitar selling dildo"Eseblo"
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